fuckmuffin

English

Etymology

Shitgibbon compound of fuck +‎ muffin.

Noun

fuckmuffin (plural fuckmuffins)

1. (vulgar, derogatory, slang) A term of abuse.
   • 2000 June 7, Sara, “Panther Tattoo”, in rec.arts.bodyart‎^[1] (Usenet):

     It is generally proper netiquette to quote the message that you are replying to, and so she wanted to tell you this. Instead of telling some idiot newbie, "Quote the fucking post, fuckmuffin!" she wanted to tell you politely BECAUSE your posts here had reflected a person who deserved better than that.

   • 2002 October 21, Steve, “Short delurk, long rant”, in alt.support.childfree‎^[2] (Usenet):

     […] the famblees who think that just because they have children, those of us who don't should bow down and worship the little fuckmuffins. Those are the ones who should have their tongues removed.

   • 2003 December 28, john, “Making a Full-Time Living Doing Stand-Up”, in alt.comedy.standup‎^[3] (Usenet):

     you continuing to post here proves you don't really have any friends. You come here for Acceptance and love and then when no one buys your bullshit you spew your hate. I'm guessing the reason you have no friends in real life is because you act the same way you do here. you have all the Symptoms of a real misfit. How many of your "friends" have you wished death on when they disagreed with you, fuckmuffin?

   • 2006 February 26, Billy Bob, “Is there a shrink in the house?”, in alt.sports.soccer.everton‎^[4] (Usenet):

     Thats because yer a fuckmuffin retard, tell me, do you lurk on here 24/7?

   • 2007 August 28, Teasing the LOONS, “Canadians dying at three times the rate as our allies, Mr Harper”, in ont.politics‎^[5] (Usenet):

     Face it you stupid fuckmuffins, the Afghan Resistance has EVERY RIGHT to use IEDs against an occupying foreign military.

   • 2020 July 23, “It is not that difficult to wear it!”, in Reddit‎^[6], r/FuckYouKaren, archived from the original on 28 December 2023:

     So... seriously... truly... however many years from now until you take your last breath, just know that simply by shoving off into the afterlife you are making the world a better place, you dumb fuckmuffin. Go fuck yourself.🖕

   • 2021 August 13, u/oblmov, “OP got wrecked”, in Reddit‎^[7], r/AmITheAngel, archived from the original on 28 December 2023:

     If she had responded with an unfunny 5 paragraph comeback calling him a "blithering fuckmuffin" and other insults redditors consider clever, the aggressive creep would undoubtedly have backed down

Related terms

• cuntmuffin
• shitmuffin
• turdmuffin

 

See also

• fuckbucket
• fuck-knuckle
• fucknozzle
• fucknugget
• fucktrumpet
• fuckwaffle
• fuckweasel