Citations:Buttfuck

English citations of Buttfuck

Proper noun: "(humorous, vulgar, derogatory) a small rural town of little importance"

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• 1996 December 26, John C. Mozena, “Pop! Goes the Trouser Weasel.”, in alt.tasteless‎^[1] (Usenet), retrieved 2022-11-05:

  A four-year-old girl's bladder killed an innocent bystander as it fired a cork jammed into her urethra into the skull of Billy Bob Giddings, 57, of Buttfuck, TX. The girl's parents had placed the cork into her urinary tract in an effort to keep her from wetting the bed. Unfortunately, police said, the parents had been drinking cheap champagne and only had plastic corks, which had the heft to do fatal damage to Giddings. The fountain of urine that followed the deadly expulsion lasted for three minutes, according to bystanders.

• 1998 November 19, Reverend Raven, “Us And That”, in alt.fan.scream‎^[2] (Usenet), retrieved 2022-11-05:

  >Lives:
  Buttfuck, Al

• 2003 January 25, circusgirl, “Female Clothing”, in alt.fashion‎^[3] (Usenet), retrieved 2022-11-05:

  It depends on where you live. If you live in NYC no-one will care. If you live in Buttfuck, Tx then beware of the local rednecks.

• 2003 October 20, Chronocidal Charlie, “Know Who Owns Your News Source? ;-)”, in alt.recovery.aa‎^[4] (Usenet), retrieved 2022-11-05:

  I guess you guys haven't figured out that ole Charlie is really a News Junkie have you. Particularly since I did a post on world news services back a year or more ago on listings of world news services in hopes of giving a few people different perspectives from different parts of the world and the balancing and juggling action that I sometime go through to just figure out what the fuck is really going on over in Buttfuck, TX as opposed to what the local reporter here in Buttocks, TX is spewing as his view, particularly since he once worked for the Buttfuck Daily Swipe before it got bought by Perpetual Drip Publications of Impact outside of Abilene which is owned by a group of alumni of Absolutely Christian Community College, which fired him for exposing how the local reapportionment elections in Impact were manipulated and rigged by Teetotalers in Tantrum and then wound up with not much recourse but taking a position with the Buttocks Daily Wipe, but connsigned to only covering the Colonville and Narker Heights area out side of Ft. Hood, except for being allowed to do an Op ED spread on every third Sunday.

• 2006 March 28, Foundryrat, “car is beyond repair”, in alt.life.sucks‎^[5] (Usenet), retrieved 2022-11-05:

  hehe i totally get b.c. point. And i agree with a little effort i could survive with a car.
  But it's a lot harder when you live in buttfuck, mi then london.

• 2006 August 16, KK, “goblin treats them all like shit”, in alt.fan.howard-stern‎^[6] (Usenet), retrieved 2022-11-05:

  In dollars, or in made-up fufufuckhead dollars?
  You think a guy who's paid ten grand a week and who gets up at 4AM every day is going to travel to Buttfuck, AR for another lousy grand to shake hundreds of hands and get goofed on about his teeth?

• 2007 March 23, Ken Wilson, “Clapton in Seattle”, in alt.guitar‎^[7] (Usenet), retrieved 2022-11-05:

  Musician my ass. You're a beat up tube salesman from Buttfuck, CO.