Citations:crotch fruit

English citations of crotch fruit

Noun: "(slang, derogatory) a child; offspring"

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• 1999 June 10, pigo [username], “Re: What's Utah REALLY like?”, in utah.general‎^[1] (Usenet):

  There are so many crotch fruit around here that it's next to impossible to go out for a decent dinner without some screeching bag'o'shit or 5 all around you.

• 1999 August 20, Jo, “Gross breeder sighting.”, in alt.support.childfree.moderated‎^[2] (Usenet):

  She has the lastest^[sic] crotch fruit there to watch his brothers and of course quiet isn't in his or their vocabulary!!

• 2000 February 9, psychomania [username], “Re: Infertility Class?”, in alt.education.distance‎^[3] (Usenet):

  The diaper peddlers are among the worst of all, though, since their commercials encourage the masses to produce even more crotch fruit.

• 2000 October 27, Brenda Bolliver, “Serves her right”, in alt.support.childfree.moderated‎^[4] (Usenet):

  Who in their right freaking mind would take a 30-hour flight with ANY child, let alone an infant in diapers! […] I would hate to have been a passenger on that plane with her and her poop factory crotch fruit!

• 2003 — Nancy K. Stade, The Desert Crop, Lulu.com (2003), →ISBN, page 31:

  "My patients read so much shit they think they can't make a crotch fruit after they turn thirty," she remarked during a recent telephone conversation, lapsing awkwardly into the cant of a web site she and Jon sometimes frequent, where rants berating the Cult of the Child provoke her violent peels^[sic] of laughter and Jon's self-conscious chuckle.

• 2003 June 12, violet_yoshi [username], “Re: Verizon commercial....”, in alt.support.childfree‎^[5] (Usenet):

  Teacher: Huh, what? Sorry, I have a google of crotch fruits to be raising for their parents, who don't pay me nearly enough to do so.

• 2006 October 29, Caelan [username], “Re: The Witch Lactation Station”, in alt.support.childfree‎^[6] (Usenet):

  How's this for hypocrisy? Breastfeeding is perfectly natural and normal and every woman should have her leaky udders floundering around in public at all times....but!...it's far too disturbing and disgusting a topic to explain to the holy little crotch fruits.

• 2009 May 26, nu-monet v10.0 [username], “Re: It's OVER!!!”, in alt.slack‎^[7] (Usenet):

  Much better than the Holloween zombie attack, where the zombies are actually afraid of the soccer moms, who will like, fuck them up if they even get close to their little spoiled crotch fruits.

• 2011 — Eric Peters, Road Hogs: Detroit's Big, Beautiful Luxury Performance Cars of the 1960s and 1970s, MBI Publishing (2011), →ISBN, page 137:

  A time existed when wagons weren't wimpy crotch-fruit conveyances — or SUVs suffering from an identity crisis.

possibly a different sense or even two words

• 1969: Epoch, volumes 19–20, page 238 (Cornell University)

  She almost interrupted to ask him how, being a man, he could know what they said, but he was suddenly on his knees and seemed to be offering her crotch fruit.