Citations:fart squirrel

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English citations of fart squirrel

Noun: "(Internet slang, humorous) a skunk"[edit]

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  • 2015 November 17, Matt (@clamsjog), Twitter[1]:
    Last night our camp was raided by trash pandas and fart squirrels and they ate all of our hot chocolate packets 😑
  • 2016 April 24, NOT HERE (@farorenightclaw), Twitter[2]:
    A fart squirrel has been angered very close by. But it's too warm to close the windows. *eyes water*
  • 2016 August 18, Tracey (@Traceynyy), Twitter[3]:
    Gotta give it to him, he's got balls. Fart squirrels scare the poop out of me.
  • 2019 February 28, Ed Boyle (@edthecatalyst), Twitter[4]:
    Walter will be discussing the need for a border wall to keep the fart squirrels (skunks) out of his yard.
  • 2019 March 18, Elissa Dowling (@Elissadowling), Twitter[5]:
    Haven’t told my husband yet that I offered to wean/release 6 orphaned fart squirrels. Is this grounds for a divorce?
  • 2019 August 30, Katelyn Pereira (@Kaatelyn_), Twitter[6]:
    It's like the skunks took rexdale over from the raccoons. I remember when these trash pandas were everywhere and now I cant walk outside my house without seeing atleast 2 fart squirrels a day.
  • 2020 July 27, macoady (@MACoady1), Twitter[7]:
    Dave sniffed a fart squirrel too hard this morning- it went as expected 🦨🦨 [picture of a wet, sad-looking dog]
  • 2022, Elisa Faber, Cap, unnumbered page:
    "You can shower at my place," he called over the rushing air. "I think I have tomato sauce or beer or whatever you'r'e supposed to use for skunk spray—"
    "Fart squirrel spray."
  • 2022 July 23, Ms. Lacey (@nonniebluvs), Twitter[8]:
    My dog got shot in the chest by one of these "fart squirrels" last week. Finally getting some relief from the smell after a week. 🐕🦨