Citations:squish mitten

English citations of squish mitten

Noun: "(slang, vulgar) vagina"

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• 2005, Bloodhound Gang, "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo":

  Marinate the nether rod

  In the squish mitten

• 2007, April 17, Sara Hess et al, "Act Your Age", episode 3-19 of House, 00:20:12:

  Gregory House: Okay. Then why did you take her to a play?
  James Wilson: She's a friend.
  Gregory House: A friend with a squish mitten.

• 2011, Rebecca Cullers, "Menstrual Brand Squeezes 25 Pet Names for Vagina Into New Song", Adweek, 22 June 2011

  So, if you have a squish mitten that could do with a serenade, download the sheet music and show your pickle pouch some love.

• 2012, Don Calame, Call the Shots, Candlewick Press (2012), →ISBN, page 334:

  Coop shakes his head. "Oh, you poor, naive little boys. That's a shot of her squish mitten."

• 2015, Sarah Leyton, Defending Nora, Siren Publishing (2015), →ISBN, page 102:

  She warned them that unless they wanted to see a lot of gushing birth fluids and a pregnant woman's squish-mitten, then they would stay outside. Both men looked a little green at that warning, or maybe it was her vagina euphemism, […]