hairy canary

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hairy canary (plural hairy canaries)

  1. (vulgar, slang) The penis.
    • 2011, Len Levinson, Meatgrinder Hill:
      "You don't really want me to stop it, do you?" he asked, sticking his tongue into her ear, massaging her underwear, and pressing her hand against his hairy canary.
    • 2011, Eugene McCabe, Heaven Lies About Us:
      Joseph and Mary went into the dairy / Where Joseph showed Mary his hairy canary.
  2. (UK, slang) A temper tantrum.
    • 2019, Jennifer Lee Thomson, How Kirsty Gets Her Kicks:
      McPhee would have had a hairy canary if the flabby, sweaty bastard before her started gyrating to music and taking his egg stained jumper off to reveal his man boobs.